Play Beer Golf! 

The game known as Beer Golf is popular at college campuses all over the South.  Usually played on gorgeous, spring days and sometimes even on punishing, hot summer afternoons, Beer Golf is a sport that really puts some action into drinking.  In its traditional form, Beer Golf can be a very difficult though hilariously fun game. 

Players can number from two to twenty, all you need is a good supply of booze and some wheels.  Plus a willing "refreshment" caddy (free drinks help).  Each player has a tennis ball (note: not a golf ball).  You begin by designating the first hole.  For example: "that tree over there".  Player One attempts to hit the target with his tennis ball via a classic golf swing. Then he has a drink.  Or two.

Everyone takes a turn, and each player drinks after each of their turns until they hit the target.  From there you select the next target: "Bert's mom's car", whatever.  You drag the keg or shopping cart or wagon or stroller around with you, keeping a constant supply of suds.  Gradually, as the game goes on, it becomes more challenging, and often the designated holes have to start getting bigger and easier to hit. 

Obviously, the more everyone "gets into the game", the harder it is to hit the target, the more people have to drink, and so on.  Pretty soon that keg or wheelbarrow you've been dragging around gets pretty cumbersome.  Wouldn't a Covert Cooler carried along right with your clubs be easier?  Plus, even if everyone else is drinking a lager, you've got your own supply of stout right with you.  Everybody is happy, and everybody wins, when you play Beer Golf!