Covert Uses for the Covert Cooler

The Craftiest Beverage Cooler Around

The Covert Beverage Cooler isn't just for golf courses. You can use it to sneak beer into places all year long. Here's a few covert maneuvers you might try. Some are recommended for Covert Cooler Masters only.

The Ranger Redirect

If you're camping in beer-unfriendly territory, simply hide your Covert Cooler in a backpack or duffel bag. Make sure you've got another cooler with cokes and water available for inspection.

Fair is Fair 

Wouldn't it be nice to be able to drink at fairs, carnivals and festivals without paying outrageous prices? Here's what you do if they don't let you BYOB:

1. Obtain a very large teddy bear.
2. Slice open the back of the bear and remove the center stuffing.
3. Insert Covert Beverage Cooler and beer.
4. For extra believability, borrow a small child or girlfriend.
5. Walk proudly through the fair with your bear and your accompaniment.
6. Consume beer with freedom.

CineBrew 

Anywhere you can take a backpack is Covert Beverage Cooler heaven. Theaters, airlines, ball parks, concerts, trains and buses. One of our favorites is the cinema. Nothing beats a cold beer and good flick.

Physics 101

Question: Is sneaking beer into class a good idea?

Discussion:

weight n. the force with which a body is attracted toward the earth or a celestial body by gravitation.

attraction n. a force acting mutually between particles of matter, tending to draw them together.

Conclusion: The professor will never know if you sit in the back...

The Cooler Cooler

Need to fool the cooler police at non-alcoholic functions? Get a cooler with a black lining. Fill the Covert Beverage Cooler and place it in the bottom of the cooler, logo down. Throw a few sandwiches and some ice over the top. Even if the cooler cops poke around a little, the black Covert Beverage Cooler will blend in with the black lining of your ice cooler.

The Cigarette Rep

How to enter cooler-restricted areas--with a beverage cooler.

1. Obtain an official-looking shirt advertising your favorite cigarette brand.
2. Pack the Covert Beverage Cooler, but replace the icepack with a few cigarette packs. (Make sure the cigarette packs are on top.)
3. As you walk past security, they will tell you there are no beverage coolers allowed.
4. Explain you're giving away free cigarette samples. Open the cooler and toss the guard a pack. He'll be so pleased with his free cigarettes, he'll forget to look too closely.
5. Slip coolly past with your stashed beer.

The Cabinet Bar 

The Covert Beverage Cooler fits snuggly into a standard filing cabinet--and is the perfect piece to start your very own filing cabinet bar. Use the Covert Beverage Cooler for ice, wine or beer. Use the remaining space in the filing cabinet for your glassware, mixers and garnishes. You'll be the most popular employee in the office. (Just make sure to keep it locked when the boss is poking around.)