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Crazy Beer Laws

"Hey man, that's my alligator!"

Sometimes it appears that the lawmakers were doing a little too much hands-on research when they came up with these crazy laws regarding our favorite thirst quencher: 

In Nebraska, it is illegal for bar owners to sell beer unless they are simultaneously brewing a kettle of soup.

In North Dakota, beer & pretzels can't be served at the same time in any bar or restaurant. 

In Texas, it is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.

Also in Texas, The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home.

In St. Louis, it is unlawful to provide beer to elephants.

In Virginia, you cannot sell lettuce on Sunday, but you can sell beer and wine.

In Alberta, Canada, it is illegal for a man to drink with a woman in an Edmonton beer parlor in Alberta.

In Ames, Iowa, it is illegal for a man to take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with his wife or holding her in his arms.

In Connecticut, all of the liquor stores must close by eight PM.

In Indiana, Liquor stores may not sell milk or soft drinks.

In Ohio, It is illegal to get a fish drunk.

In Lexington, KY, anyone who has been drinking is "sober" until he or she "cannot hold onto the ground." 

Look, ossifer, I can TOTALLY hold onto the ground!