Crazy Beer Laws
man, that's my alligator!"
it appears that the lawmakers were
doing a little too much hands-on
research when they came up with
these crazy laws regarding our
favorite thirst quencher:
Nebraska, it is illegal for bar
owners to sell beer unless they are simultaneously
brewing a kettle of soup.
North Dakota, beer & pretzels can't be served at
the same time in any bar or
Texas, it is illegal to take more
than three sips of beer at a time while standing.
in Texas, The entire Encyclopedia
Britannica is banned in Texas
because it contains a formula for
making beer at home.
St. Louis, it is unlawful to
provide beer to elephants.
cannot sell lettuce on Sunday, but
you can sell beer and wine.
Alberta, Canada, it is illegal for
a man to drink with a woman in an
Edmonton beer parlor in Alberta.
Ames, Iowa, it is illegal for a
man to take more than three gulps
of beer while lying in bed with his wife
or holding her in his arms.
all of the liquor stores must
close by eight PM.
Liquor stores may not sell milk or
In Ohio, It is
illegal to get a fish drunk.
KY, anyone who has
been drinking is "sober"
until he or she "cannot hold
onto the ground."
ossifer, I can TOTALLY hold onto